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Cadadoodle Turned One!!

Cadadoodle Turned One!!

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Ack! Burned Retinas!!!

Soapbox out:

I've seen some pretty horrible outfits lately. What is with these leggings and when are they going to disappear again? THEY ARE NOT PANTS!

Seriously if I wanted to see your underpants, I would walk into your bedroom and pants you!  Also, I have enough cellulite thank you very much, I don't want to see yours!

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Staying safe

I’ve never revealed this… but I suck at running.

I know. Big revelation! What with my svelt figure, you'd think I ran every day!

Alas, no. When I run I feel all jerky, heck even when I walk sometimes I feel like an awkward robot, I am so stiff. And of course there is rippling of the thighs that isn't pleasant.
I am sure I suck at many things but that was the only one I could come up with.

No, not humble at all, eh?

Friday, May 30, 2014

Butt tingles and sleep deprivation

What if I didn't ever come out of the bathroom?

I mean beyond the numb legs and butt tingles?

Would life go on without me? Would the dog forget that I went in there? Would the kids?

Maybe I could just stay in there for a whole day.... Quiet. That isn't leaving the kids home alone is it? They can get their own cereal....